HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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