is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Your dad touched me again.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
