I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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