My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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