David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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