6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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