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say what?
wanna hang out?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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