we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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