like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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