just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
