he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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