we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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