Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I think people are normalizing furries
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
The ass gains better be worth it
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