none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
