told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
