I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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