She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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