he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
40s are totally the cure
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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