let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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