Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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