I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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