You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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