i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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