Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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