I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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