...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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