I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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