carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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