I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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