Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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