Dual....:-)
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize