Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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