I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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