How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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