Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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