her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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