Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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