Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It's official drugs can't kill me
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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