Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
