My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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