It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
ugly people sure do ruin things
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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