Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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