what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Shame is for Republicans.
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