I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
