the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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