I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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