it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i would punch a child for taco bell
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
