Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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