That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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