How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
