have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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