S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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