i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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