I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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