FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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