so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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