And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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