he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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