That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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